i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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