as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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