dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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