guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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