I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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