Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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