I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
