brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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