oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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