I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
there is glitter all over my balls
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