I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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