So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
only if we run a train.
done.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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