I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My life is pants optional.
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