so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I showed him my bush... on skype.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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