I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
being pregnant is like rehab
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
