I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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