How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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