I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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