ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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