He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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