It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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