I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
