it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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