Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize