Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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