Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There was a lot of him and a little penis
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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