im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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