I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
