I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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