I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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