I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
