I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My penis needs a shock collar
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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