All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i barfeds in our rink
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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