Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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