We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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