Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
His nipple licking is glorious
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