A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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