U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i wish my penis had a tongue
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
These tits shall not be calmed
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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