Cold hands, warm shart.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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