Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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