White coat. Heels.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
