Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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