He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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