Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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