brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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