This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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