my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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