I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
