Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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