You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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