I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I pour the whiskey from now on
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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