So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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