I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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