she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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