We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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