I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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